Dear Sir, I love your song “Captain of her her heart” Years ago I was a fool for my man Marc. I guess I still am. I love your song so much. Yours and “Always something there to remind me” I am a romantic fool and your song is just beautiful. I have never written fan mail but I think you deserve a standing ovation for your pretty song. I love you and Elton John and Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker and John Lennon. When I hear your song it makes me remember that I promised my mother that I would not kill him. I love him so, but there is not a jury in the world that would convict me. XXX your very ardent fan Valerie
Kurt Maloo 
Dear Sir, I love your song “Captain of her her heart” Years ago I was a fool for my man Marc. I guess I still am. I love your song so much. Yours and “Always something there to remind me” I am a romantic fool and your song is just beautiful. I have never written fan mail but I think you deserve a standing ovation for your pretty song. I love you and Elton John and Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker and John Lennon. When I hear your song it makes me remember that I promised my mother that I would not kill him. I love him so, but there is not a jury in the world that would convict me. XXX your very ardent fan Valerie